HERES WHAT I TOLD MY CLIENTS ABOUT THE INVENTION OF THE AUTOMOBILE:
Since I have lost over 3000 units in 3.5 years, let focus on the last WINNING DAY MY GREAT GRANDFATHER had, before the internet was born.
Never mind the units I have lost. My great grandpa had inside information about Henry Ford. He dined Ford and bought him a few saloon hookers and after a few shots of bourbon, he leaked the inside information that soon, he would launch the world's first automobile. HE TOLD ALL HIS CLIENTS about this, and they went to the bank, pulled out all their money before the banks went south and markets crashed, and they invested heavily in the ford company. The rest was history.
I OWN ford, mt family owned Ford, and I drive a ford escort... and it will help come this sunday, when I lay newspapers in it and sleep on the dashboard. I also specialize in pulling rabbits out of my ass, and hopefully I will have that ready to go to...because its starting to sting a little. If I do not win a super bowl pick by 2021, you will have me for the next decade for free.
Superbowl winner 1 out of infinity coming...within the next decade I GUARANTEE IT, or I send you a new stack of monopoly cash, or electronic version with card loaded with a fresh set of 10,000 units. Good luck!
hno:
Since I have lost over 3000 units in 3.5 years, let focus on the last WINNING DAY MY GREAT GRANDFATHER had, before the internet was born.
Never mind the units I have lost. My great grandpa had inside information about Henry Ford. He dined Ford and bought him a few saloon hookers and after a few shots of bourbon, he leaked the inside information that soon, he would launch the world's first automobile. HE TOLD ALL HIS CLIENTS about this, and they went to the bank, pulled out all their money before the banks went south and markets crashed, and they invested heavily in the ford company. The rest was history.
I OWN ford, mt family owned Ford, and I drive a ford escort... and it will help come this sunday, when I lay newspapers in it and sleep on the dashboard. I also specialize in pulling rabbits out of my ass, and hopefully I will have that ready to go to...because its starting to sting a little. If I do not win a super bowl pick by 2021, you will have me for the next decade for free.
Superbowl winner 1 out of infinity coming...within the next decade I GUARANTEE IT, or I send you a new stack of monopoly cash, or electronic version with card loaded with a fresh set of 10,000 units. Good luck!
hno:
